Soooooo ‘the daily clev’ not so daily is it??
Im not going to make excuses for the lack of blogging, seeing as I only have about 5 people who read this blog, and Im related to them, so they get that im busy. However, I thought it would be fun to show you all what I do all day instead of blogging, or what it is specifically that keeps me from blogging on a regular schedule.
In no particular order……..
1) Cooking, feeding small people, cleaning up from feeding small people.
Think the above meal was a stir fry. My children are starving, ALL-THE-TIME. I do feed them, I feed them a lot. I think that all the fresh air is making them grow which makes them hungry. Either that or they all have worms. Note to self – get the torch and rubber gloves out later.
|This is ‘drowned barbie’ or judging by the stripper shoes ‘pole dancer barbie’|
|Wigwam loving on a hot hot day. This is the prototype, at some spare point in time Im going to make the most kick ass wigwam evaaahhhh|
|Paddling pool fun. We are currently having a heatwave, also Vivi is turning into the perfect Aryan poster child, blonde hair and blue eyes!!!|
|afternoon naps on the way to pick up brothers.|
6) Growing a whole other entire person.
Basically I go to bed at 8pm, then I go to sleep at about 8.03. I stay asleep until 8am the next morning if no-one wakes up during the night. Its awesome. Im not one of those radiant pregnant people, I am a moody, very fat, very stroppy pregnant person. Have you ever met someone who is all “ahhhhh dont you love being pregnant, ive never felt so sexy, I loved my baby bump and feeling my child grow inside me”? If you do feel free to slap them for me. If someone asks me what its like being pregnant I tell it to them straight, much like I do when people ask if childbirth hurts (yes it does, Ive already ordered my epidural, only took 4 times of doing it naturally for me to realise that drugged up to the eyeballs is the way to go) I’m much better at the newborn baby part than the growing the baby part.
So instead of blogging, I just sleep when I get a spare minute, or I sit down on the sofa to relax and watch tv and then fall asleep.
|20 weeks here, no its not twins, yes it could possibly be a baby elephant, and yes I am wearing tracksuit bottoms and an adidas hoodie. it was freezing and the only spare top in the back of the car. I promise Im not a Chav. much.|
|Amelie has a serious aversion to knickers. I hope she outgrows this phase soon. And this cow is at my garden fence. In about 10 months he will be in my freezer, shhhhh dont tell Amelie.|
Hmmmmn, think I will leave it at that. Does anyone want to swap with me for the day?