Monochrome Monday

Whenever we are on a rocky beach near the sea my family and I play this game. Pick up a rock, yell something that is peeing you off, and chuck the rock into the sea. It helps. Free therapy for the win.

Its been a trying few weeks here in Clevsville. I’ve written about Maxis health before but things have not really got any better and we have had some new diagnoses which are taking me a while to get my head around (nothing life threatening so no worries there!). It has been a little while since were at a rocky beach so for the sake of free, non travel related therapy heres my rather fabulous monochrome stones in the sea…




Standardised testing – its SHIT. End of.

Gluten free food that tastes like sandpaper wrapped cardboard and costs a fortune.

Running out of Calpol at 2am when your child is boiling hot and crying.

Lack of resource hours and funding in Primary Schools for children with extra educational needs.

Hospital waiting lists.


Car tax being astronomically high.

Living away from friends, family and decent coffee shops/wine bars.

“Well meaning” people who actually just need to STFU(shut the f up) because they have zero clue about anything.

Guilt trippers. Not buying it people, not buying it one bit.

Runners Knee.

Shin Splints.

Lidl running out of Prosecco. Wankers.

Google Ads. Love the extra pennies. Kind of hate how they look on the site. Thoughts?

PHEW!!! I feel so much better already!! Try it next time you are at the beach, one rock per annoyance and throw it as far and as hard as you can. You might look like a bit of an idiot but its cheaper than therapy.

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